Tuesday, December 26, 2006

And you can take THAT to the bank

Remember that article that I talked about ... the one with our town's humorous docket entries? Yeah... I'm lazy to look it up and link it, so sorry.

Well, this one was in today's newspaper, and it is a BEAUT!

A local man reported Friday that he sent $500 to a woman he met on Horny.com. The woman claimed to be living in Nigeria visiting her sick mother. The man said that after he sent the money, the woman's tone changed from sexy to "Hey, I just got $500," according to the police report. The man said he only sent the woman money because he thought he had a chance to be with a sexy 25-year-old. Deputies did not pursue the case because the woman lives in Nigeria.


Anonymous maggie said...

LOL. That is a doozie.

3:23 PM  
Anonymous Robin said...

You and I..we are scary girl. Matt and I talked about our doc. all day yesterday! Every entry was totally hysterical. Love the one about the man who they picked up. He urinated and deficated. Then he vomited.
Seriously funny.
We live in a retarded town.

8:44 AM  
Blogger Knitting Maniac said...

My fave too was the sheep entry.... and the farmer apologized for the inconvenience...

9:14 AM  
Blogger Bellezza said...

Who even knew there was such a thing as Horny.com? Who even knew idiots could read?

5:07 PM  
Blogger The "Mind" said...

LOL! I can't believe some guy was dumb enough even to admit that he'd done that.

6:32 PM  

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