Wednesday, March 28, 2007
TT # 33
One of the things we loved to do in law school was listen to bad lawyer jokes ... you know the ones ... why don't sharks eat lawyers? professional courtesy. But the best ones were hearing about the awful lawsuits that were brought, or the questions that have been asked that should never have even been put on ANY record.
In honor of my profession, I bring you
Thirteen Funny Things In Which the Lawyers Looked Like Idiots!
1. Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?
2. Q: What happened then?
A: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."
Q: Did he kill you?
3. Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?
4. The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
5. Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
6. Were you alone or by yourself?
7.Q: I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture?
A: That's me.
Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?
8. Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
9. Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
A: I'll be three months on March 12th.
Q: Apparently then, the date of conception was around January 12th?
A: Yes.
Q: What were you doing at that time?
10. Do you have any children or anything of that kind?
11. Was that the same nose you broke as a child?
12. Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?
A: I used to be.
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?
13.You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it?
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posted by Knitting Maniac at 11:10 PM
I'm a mom of three peeps ... Queen Bee, The Door Man, and the Chandelier Monkey, and wife to Ace, the Helpful Hardware Man. I created this space to get away from the people known as my inlaws, and because life with three kids and a hubby is all Unexplored Territory.
The nine-year-old who seems to be growing older every minute, has an opinion and a comment for everything, and has a true servant's heart.
The seven-year-old who loves the organization of things, will someday be someone's therapist because of his kind soul, and will more than likely be living with us until he is 40 years old.
The five-year-old with the 13-year-old attitude, who has a dictator's personality, asks you to watch her all the time and say "hold on" to keep your attention, and will someday come home on the back of some dude's motorcycle with 10 tatts and a body piercing or two.
The man of the house, the fixer of things, the winner of prizes, and the only person in his family to escape the South.
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13 Comments:
I'm laughing and shaking my head. LOL Great TT. The best so far. :) You have my vote!
Hahaha!
I have seen most of these before but a good laugh is always worth another go.
Terrific Thursday Thirteen!
My TT is posted.
Have a wonderful day!
Happy TT'ing!
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did those people really pass the Bar Exams? :) :) :) very funny list!!! great one!!!
*LOL* GREAT list! The legal profession is one to be proud of, very interesting.
My T13 is about posts without comments.
he he. why is it we love laughing at lawyers?
love this! Do you think that there are some social worker jokes somewhere?
Happy Thursday girl!
Fantastic stuff! Thanks for sharing it!
hilarious. I'm glad you can laugh at your profession.
I'd only seen a couple of these, I'm passing this along to my uncle, he takes the bar exam soon.
Ha! Awesome!
Those are absolutely priceless! I'm practically crying from laughing. And you know they were trying to be all SuperLawyer at the time they said those things.
I must be really tired because some of them actually seems logical to me. LOL!
Oh, yes. I've seen way too many of these!! (we lawyers are crazy about showing these to each other) One of my favorites is #9 - because the date of conception should be DECEMBER, not January!!
Crack me up! These are great!
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