Friday, June 01, 2007

Daily Docket Doozie

My dear friend, Kendra, was kind enough to bring this DDD to my attention this week ... it was in reference to the fact that strep was at my house for the second time in a matter of a month or so, and her comment was "at least you don't have THIS kid at your house..."

Two parents reported their 13-year-old son had stolen money and pornographic movies from their rural home and that he had also stolen a cell phone from his school.


That would be the PARENTS' porn, people. Could you imagine that conversation at their house?

I'm calling the cops!

But honey ... I can understand about the cell phone, and I don't mind you telling them about that ... but what about ... our ..... tapes?

I don't give a flip about the phone. I need my PORN back.

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5 Comments:

Anonymous Robin said...

I bet they have a drawer full of porn..ha ha!
LOL mer..
good one!

7:43 AM  
Blogger Ann said...

Oh..oh...all one can do is blink in non-comprehension...damn, where do these people come from!? Love your commentary. Another giggle to start another day!

7:47 AM  
Anonymous Jacque said...

Ya know did they have to tell authorities that porn was stolen too??? There's some moral upstanding people for ya. I just know the call played out like this...

Operator: 911 What's your emergency?

Porn mama: Yeah, can yall send someone out here? My !@#^%$# son done stoled $57.00, a !@#*&%% cell phone and our best !!!%$#@! porn, Mama Done Dunkirk!!!!

8:01 AM  
Blogger Knitting Maniac said...

OH MY GOSH, JACQUE!!!! Mama Done Dunkirk. Oh that is flipping awesome!

10:25 AM  
Blogger The "Mind" said...

LMAO! I'm guessing these people don't read the paper, otherwise they'd know that their missing porn collection would be mentioned.

10:59 AM  

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