Unexplored Territory

Friday, June 01, 2007

Daily Docket Doozie

My dear friend, Kendra, was kind enough to bring this DDD to my attention this week ... it was in reference to the fact that strep was at my house for the second time in a matter of a month or so, and her comment was "at least you don't have THIS kid at your house..."

Two parents reported their 13-year-old son had stolen money and pornographic movies from their rural home and that he had also stolen a cell phone from his school.

That would be the PARENTS' porn, people. Could you imagine that conversation at their house?

I'm calling the cops!

But honey ... I can understand about the cell phone, and I don't mind you telling them about that ... but what about ... our ..... tapes?

I don't give a flip about the phone. I need my PORN back.

Labels: daily docket

5 Comments:

Anonymous said...: I bet they have a drawer full of porn..ha ha!
LOL mer..
good one!; 7:43 AM
Taoknitter said...: Oh..oh...all one can do is blink in non-comprehension...damn, where do these people come from!? Love your commentary. Another giggle to start another day!; 7:47 AM
Anonymous said...: Ya know did they have to tell authorities that porn was stolen too??? There's some moral upstanding people for ya. I just know the call played out like this...

Operator: 911 What's your emergency?

Porn mama: Yeah, can yall send someone out here? My !@#^%$# son done stoled $57.00, a !@#*&%% cell phone and our best !!!%$#@! porn, Mama Done Dunkirk!!!!; 8:01 AM
Knitting Maniac said...: OH MY GOSH, JACQUE!!!! Mama Done Dunkirk. Oh that is flipping awesome!; 10:25 AM
Anonymous said...: LMAO! I'm guessing these people don't read the paper, otherwise they'd know that their missing porn collection would be mentioned.; 10:59 AM

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I'm a mom of three peeps ... Queen Bee, The Door Man, and the Chandelier Monkey, and wife to Ace, the Helpful Hardware Man. I created this space to get away from the people known as my inlaws, and because life with three kids and a hubby is all Unexplored Territory.

The nine-year-old who seems to be growing older every minute, has an opinion and a comment for everything, and has a true servant's heart.

The seven-year-old who loves the organization of things, will someday be someone's therapist because of his kind soul, and will more than likely be living with us until he is 40 years old.

The five-year-old with the 13-year-old attitude, who has a dictator's personality, asks you to watch her all the time and say "hold on" to keep your attention, and will someday come home on the back of some dude's motorcycle with 10 tatts and a body piercing or two.

The man of the house, the fixer of things, the winner of prizes, and the only person in his family to escape the South.