Thursday, June 15, 2006

Who knew a relaxed bladder could feel so good?

Did you know they make this wonder drug to relax your bladder?

Did you know your kids' stories are funnier when your bladder is relaxed?

Did you know that a bladder relaxer doesn't only relax your bladder? Did you know that this relaxer can take you to a world that is more .... relaxed?

Did you know that you can handle 1000 assinine questions when you have a relaxed bladder?

Did you know that you could sit for hours laughing at the fact that your oldest child almost had a panic attack when she couldn't get out of her parents' bathroom, and her mother was sitting there, watching the pocket door moving back and forth violently as she tried desperately to get out ... when you have a relaxed bladder?

Neither did I.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Christie said...

Ok, why the hell would you want a relaxed bladder? I'd be pissin' my pants!

LOVE LOVE LOVE the new look!!! I want one!

Miss you!

C.

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