Unexplored Territory

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Who knew a relaxed bladder could feel so good?

Did you know they make this wonder drug to relax your bladder?

Did you know your kids' stories are funnier when your bladder is relaxed?

Did you know that a bladder relaxer doesn't only relax your bladder? Did you know that this relaxer can take you to a world that is more .... relaxed?

Did you know that you can handle 1000 assinine questions when you have a relaxed bladder?

Did you know that you could sit for hours laughing at the fact that your oldest child almost had a panic attack when she couldn't get out of her parents' bathroom, and her mother was sitting there, watching the pocket door moving back and forth violently as she tried desperately to get out ... when you have a relaxed bladder?

Neither did I.

1 Comments:

Anonymous said...: Ok, why the hell would you want a relaxed bladder? I'd be pissin' my pants!

LOVE LOVE LOVE the new look!!! I want one!

Miss you!

C.; 8:35 AM

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I'm a mom of three peeps ... Queen Bee, The Door Man, and the Chandelier Monkey, and wife to Ace, the Helpful Hardware Man. I created this space to get away from the people known as my inlaws, and because life with three kids and a hubby is all Unexplored Territory.

The nine-year-old who seems to be growing older every minute, has an opinion and a comment for everything, and has a true servant's heart.

The seven-year-old who loves the organization of things, will someday be someone's therapist because of his kind soul, and will more than likely be living with us until he is 40 years old.

The five-year-old with the 13-year-old attitude, who has a dictator's personality, asks you to watch her all the time and say "hold on" to keep your attention, and will someday come home on the back of some dude's motorcycle with 10 tatts and a body piercing or two.

The man of the house, the fixer of things, the winner of prizes, and the only person in his family to escape the South.