Thursday, June 15, 2006
Who knew a relaxed bladder could feel so good?
Did you know your kids' stories are funnier when your bladder is relaxed?
Did you know that a bladder relaxer doesn't only relax your bladder? Did you know that this relaxer can take you to a world that is more .... relaxed?
Did you know that you can handle 1000 assinine questions when you have a relaxed bladder?
Did you know that you could sit for hours laughing at the fact that your oldest child almost had a panic attack when she couldn't get out of her parents' bathroom, and her mother was sitting there, watching the pocket door moving back and forth violently as she tried desperately to get out ... when you have a relaxed bladder?
Neither did I.
I'm a mom of three peeps ... Queen Bee, The Door Man, and the Chandelier Monkey, and wife to Ace, the Helpful Hardware Man. I created this space to get away from the people known as my inlaws, and because life with three kids and a hubby is all Unexplored Territory.
A glimpse into my future