Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Hell hath no fury like an insured scorned
Empire BC/BS ... I am calling you out, you freaking assholes.
How DARE you tell me that the only time you cover the cost of contact lenses is 12 months after cataract surgery?!??!?!!? Mother fuckers. Yeah. That is when your cataract patient is the TYPICAL 75 year old lady who is probably NEVER going to take you up on that offer because her intraocular lens implant works just fine and she doesn't need any more correction on her already fucking corrected eyes.
My SON.... my FU**ING FIVE YEAR OLD SON .... was SIX FU**ING WEEKS OLD when he had his cataract surgeries. And do you know what!?!?!?! They didn't follow FU**ING standard procedure with him. They didn't put those cute little lens implants in his eyes because they would have been worthless 2 months down the road. THAT, my fair fu**ing friends, is WHY he HAS to wear contacts.
These aren't your "ooooo I don't want to have to wear GLASSES" contacts. These are "where the hell am I? oh I don't have my contacts in so I can't see a DAMN thing because I have no human lens OR contact lens in my eyes to help me freaking FUNCTION!!!!"
You have NOT heard the last from me yet. This is only the tip of the iceberg, you assholes.
Tell me my child, who needs a prosthetic to FUNCTION, isn't worthy enough for your coverage ....
Asswipes. You are SOOO in trouble now. I'm gonna go all Tonya Harding on you!
I'm a mom of three peeps ... Queen Bee, The Door Man, and the Chandelier Monkey, and wife to Ace, the Helpful Hardware Man. I created this space to get away from the people known as my inlaws, and because life with three kids and a hubby is all Unexplored Territory.