Wednesday, September 12, 2007

A convo at our house

Noting that child # 2 is wearing a foreign-looking t-shirt.... a hockey player with "Canada" written at the top of the hockey player logo.

Noting that child # 2 has never been to Canada....

Hey .... what's different about you?


Yeah.... what?

What what?

What is that you are wearing?

A shirt.

I can see that. What shirt is that that you are wearing?

A Canada shirt.

Yeah. Been to Canada today, eh? Been up in Windsor gambling?


Never mind. Why are you wearing that?

Oh yeah. I got it from the school nurse.

{insert thought here} School nurse and new shirt.... not a good sign.


When I was opening my strawberry applesauce, I spilled it all over the front of me.

Ok. Well, where is your brand new, long-sleeved John Deere shirt that Nana got you for your birthday?

It's in my backpack.

{feeling inside his backpack} Are you certain about that?

{digs around himself} No. Oh yeah. I must have accidentally dropped it at school.

{thinks how do you accidentally drop something and not realize that you have dropped it and think to yourself "self... you dropped that ... pick it up or your mom is gonna whip your a$$"} Dropped it, huh? Where?

I don't know. But the school nurse said I could keep this shirt.

Boy ... it ain't no t-shirt trade-up program.



Anonymous Robin said...

you have to give the boy credit for creativity..right?
so funny, he is just so stinking cute.
Last night I looked down and neither one of your kids had shoes on.
Where are you shoes?
In our backpacks.
Because it's fun.
Alrighty then.

6:36 AM  
Blogger Knitting Maniac said...

yeah... and you weren't around when Nazi Mom started yelling at the oldest in church to get her shoes on. LOL!

7:28 AM  
Blogger Robin said...

Nazi Mom is so right on!!! Mine dumped a brand new bottle of shampoo & conditioner in the bath water.. why? "I don't know"... its like.. WTH were you thinking? Their answer... I dont know... AGHEHEH!!!
Tat at QOTC? Okay.. just dont let me chicken out.. I have done that before.. it's the whole "permanet" thing...
I can do it.. I can do it.. I can do it...

7:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, that convo is cracking me up.

Oh, and get him out of that Canadian stuff. Don't make me send that boy a Wings jersey. LOL!

9:42 AM  
Blogger Knitting Maniac said...

Sue, I knew of everyone who would read that, it would bother you the most!!!

9:53 AM  
Blogger Knitting Maniac said...

Robin ... YES! ALL of us should go and get a little tatt....

Me... I know what I want. I already have one, so I am worldly in the world of tatts. HA! Yeah... right.

10:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait? Now you are talking about ink? Damn! Why does everyone I know get inked without me. *walks away, head down and mumbling* Stupid living in BFE. *sniff*

10:13 AM  
Blogger Knitting Maniac said...

Lol, Sue. Come on down!

I want to get one on my shoulder blade. I know of a place here in town that I can get the symbol for strength ... SOOOO what I want!!! I was going to have a ball of yarn and some needles, but I don't think so anymore...

10:39 AM  

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