Friday, February 23, 2007


Appetizer

Where on your body do you have a scar, and what caused it?

I have a 5-6 inch scar on my left hip where I had surgery when I was about 9 months old. My hip was dislocated at birth so I was in a cast. The cast was a major deal, with a hole ... yes, a HOLE ... in the bottom where they could put a diaper on. Needless to say, I guess I smelled awful sometimes. I remember getting the cast sawed off of me, so I guess I was in it for a while.

Soup

What is something that has happened to you that you would consider a miracle?

Hands down, it would have to be the "voice" I heard tell me that the Monkey was a person who I needed to have. I was sitting in church one Sunday, drifting in and out of the sermon. I was by myself as Ace was at work. I started thinking about whether we should have a third child because we had always been on the fence about it. Then a voice in my head said "Riley Kathleen (this was the name we were going to use ... we didn't) exists ... let her happen." I thought it was just a strange thing, so I dismissed it. The following Sunday, same scenario, not listening to the sermon, and I thought that we should have the two kids dedicated to the church. I imagined us up front, and the kids were standing beside us, and I had a baby in my arms. We conceived the Monkey the following night with no intention of doing so. Her due date was always a mystery to us because the dr's office kept putting it in July, which made no sense because that would have put us conceiving her AFTER I tested positive.

Salad

Name a television personality who really gets on your nerves.

Ok... just one? For movies, it is definitely Tom Cruise. Can't stand him. Used to love him. For television, it is Calista Flockhart. I LOVED her in Ally McBeal. Then she started dating Harrison Ford, and nobody moves in on MY man. B**ch.

Main Course

What was a funny word you said as a child (such as "pasketti" for "spaghetti")?

I have no idea what I mispronounced. My mother never told me "cute" stories, but I do know that my first word was "beer." My Dad must have been so proud.

Dessert

Fill in the blank: I have always thought ______ was ______.

I have always thought my hometown was a good place to raise kids (the reason we moved back here).

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9 Comments:

Anonymous Jacque said...

Not really a mispronunciation but funny story...When I was little my mom called me in from playing. She said, "What were you singing outside?" I said "marijuana." I went on to explain that I thought it sounded like a beautiful name for an indian princess. You know like Pocahontas... except I was singing about a hallucinogen!!! I remember it. I was 5 I think. Mom told that wasn't a good thing to sing but didn't really explain why. Ah, the innocence of childhood.

8:24 AM  
Blogger Knitting Maniac said...

Oh my gosh, Jacque!!! That is hilarious!

That is your new name now you know ... Princess Marijuana!

9:02 AM  
Blogger The "Mind" said...

but I do know that my first word was "beer."

Ok, I love that! LOL!

10:34 AM  
Blogger Bellezza said...

I'm scared to read yours first, in case I copy any of your ideas. Wait a minute, there's nothing about holidays this week, is there? :P

10:57 AM  
Anonymous Robin said...

hey b#tch he is mine! ha ha!
maybe I'll have to do this Friday feast thing...
beer..
HA!
I love you. Hope your town meeting went well..let me know when you are running for president.

3:54 PM  
Blogger Ann said...

One of my 1st words was also beer...guess what my favorite drink is!! I still hear about one of my mispronounced works. I substituted "P" for "K"...so when I wanted a "kiss" I would ask for a...

5:59 PM  
Blogger Knitting Maniac said...

LOL, Ann!!!!

8:12 PM  
Anonymous kailani said...

And what's with Calista's lips? When I watch Brothers & Sisters, I can't help but stare at them. It's so distracting!

3:20 AM  
Blogger Mamacita Tina said...

Love your answers! You got a whole range of responses from me: from laughing to awwwwww, so sweet. I love the story about your daughter. And no kidding, Harrison Ford, hubba, hubba!

6:26 AM  

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