Friday, February 16, 2007
Friday Feast # 3
What sound, other than the normal ringing, would you like your telephone to make?
I would love for my home phone to be able to identify every single caller that comes in audibly, like a cell phone. We used to have a phone that would recognize phone numbers, and it would pop on and say who it was (in my voice, of course). I would like to have a phone with different ringtones for everyone. I would have to work out a list of carefully selected tunes, but I think I would choose Fat Bottomed Girls for my Mom's ringtone. And then when she would hear my phone ring, and hear the songs I had chosen for other people, she would always wonder what her ringtone was.
Describe your usual disposition in meteorological terms (partly cloudy, sunny, stormy, etc.).
Sunny with a 100 percent chance of being stormy at any given moment.
What specific subject do you feel you know better than any other subjects?
KNITTING, baby! Now, I am not an expert in knitting, but I feel that I have a pretty good grasp of it.
Imagine you were given the ability to remember everything you read for one entire day. Which books/magazines/newspapers would you choose to read?
I would read every single knitting book and magazine that was out there, just so I could increase my knowledge base. Sure, I might throw in a child behavioral book in there for good measure.
If a popular candy maker contacted you to create their next confection, what would it be like and what would you name it?
It would be a totally decadent chocolate concoction that was actually chocolate, but had no calories. And I would name it "Don't Worry, This Won't Go to Your Arse, Baby!"
I'm a mom of three peeps ... Queen Bee, The Door Man, and the Chandelier Monkey, and wife to Ace, the Helpful Hardware Man. I created this space to get away from the people known as my inlaws, and because life with three kids and a hubby is all Unexplored Territory.