Monday, September 24, 2007
A Blast from the Past
When I was about seven years old, I loved to go through my sister's drawers. I was obsessed with looking in there for some reason. Well, the reason was ... I was nosey and I was an obnoxious little sister.
Back in the late 70s, early 80s, the Stayfree Maxi Pad was thicker than an average child's arm. I remember looking at those things on a daily basis, but I could never quite determine the use for them.
Then ... I had an epiphany.
On the same day my mother was having a group of ladies over from church.
I snuck into Mini Martha's room and started rifling through her dresser drawer. I pulled out the bag o' pads and tore the backing of off two of them.
I went downstairs with these pads ... one on the front and one of the back of my neck ... and proceeded to go into the living room where my mother was entertaining her company.
I stood in the middle of the giggling group of women and blasted out my question:
Why does MM have all of these neck pads in her drawer?
My mother's face was almost draimed of all color. She escorted me out of the room, ripping the pads off of my neck, and shooing me back upstairs.
We had a miniature schnauzer. He had this bad habit of getting excited when people laughed.
So he immediately ran around in the gaffawing circle of women and peed on the floor.
I don't remember too many more of those meetings held at our house.
Labels: maxi pads
I'm a mom of three peeps ... Queen Bee, The Door Man, and the Chandelier Monkey, and wife to Ace, the Helpful Hardware Man. I created this space to get away from the people known as my inlaws, and because life with three kids and a hubby is all Unexplored Territory.
Just nothing today ....