Tuesday, June 20, 2006
Seriously ... does she have children?
Then this little additional word of advice was offered by Miss Jo: if you get a phone call, tell that person you will call them back, and then give the kids something to do that will occupy them during your phone call. Then you can enjoy your call while the kids are doing something they want to do, and they won't be vying for your attention.
May I please see a show of hands where this would work in reality?
If you can't tell, my hand isn't raised. Not one fraction of a millimeter.
Here is what happens at my house.
If I know I have to get on a phone meeting for work, and those normally last anywhere between 30 minutes to an hour because, well, they just want to make sure there is a pulse on the other side of this computer screen as opposed to some Drinking Bird who taps away at my keyboard, writing my summaries for me, then I try to plan ahead. However, in all reality, I know what will happen.
My house will look like a tornado swept through it.
All the Playdoh will have been consumed by the Chandelier Monkey.
Every last pair of scissors will have been emptied on the kitchen floor, and someone will be facing a trip to the ER.
Every last Lego will have been dumped on my living room floor, and nobody will be playing with them.
There will be at LEAST three screamining episodes, and whichever child can cry the loudest is the one who will inevitably find me, cowered in the bathtub in my bedroom with three pillows covering my head.
And the people on the other end will say: boy, you sure have your hands full, don't you? Wow. How many kids DO you have? Wow... how do you get any work done?
So, while I appreciate the academic setting of which Jo speaks, it really is NOT a possibility to achieve that phone conversation utopia with these three children who live under my roof and eat the food that I buy.
And in answer to the question:
"I'm 36," she volunteers, proving Hollywood creature is another group to
I'm a mom of three peeps ... Queen Bee, The Door Man, and the Chandelier Monkey, and wife to Ace, the Helpful Hardware Man. I created this space to get away from the people known as my inlaws, and because life with three kids and a hubby is all Unexplored Territory.
Yeah... ok.. but what do they DO?